No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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