Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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