The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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