I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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