The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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