I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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