And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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