Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Vodka?
Forever.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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