He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize