Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
