How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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