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Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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