I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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