my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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