Kiss
Puke
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
