dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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