You really coming over, don't trick.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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