Having a random hookup so left but love u
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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