I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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