There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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