i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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