were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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