so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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