What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Send help, water and tortillas.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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