he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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