Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize
