He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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