Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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