theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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