What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
My balls are so social today.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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