how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'm both gender and math confused
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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