soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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