You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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