Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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