they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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