I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Randomize
