You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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