normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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