Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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