Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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