Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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