Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
