i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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