Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I have tasted many bathrooms
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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