Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
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