I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize