im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
There are leaves in my underwear?
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