Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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