i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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