Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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