doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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