Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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