Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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