My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I just blew my weed a kiss
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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