He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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